I worry for myself

There is something new everyday that makes me worry for my sanity. I think that it would be better for me and everyone around me if I just lived in a home. Like seriously, I break the record for doing dumb stuff. Locking my keys in my car, leaving my lights on and killing my battery, losing my keys, losing my cell phone, running out of gas, getting lost on my first day of work. It's all just stuff that happens to everybody. But all within a few weeks of each other??? I'm blond beyond belief. How have I survived 24 years?? I amaze myself. Sometimes I wonder why I don't just lock myself up in my room. I shouldn't speak either. Because the things that come out of my mouth just scare me. I don't think before I speak. What ever pops into my head comes out my mouth. Always ends badly for me. It's no wonder that I get picked on so much. I have taken up people's time and energy with the stupid things I do. How do people put up with me?? Ditzy is one thing. Than there is me. Clumsy is also another thing that you can call me. I can trip over my own feet. It's a miracle that I have never broken a bone! For real. I'm just the blondest blond I think you're going to get.
That's all for my rant for the night. I'm going to sleep.
Thank you for reading and Live long and prosper.